List of terry goodkind sword of truth books

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All deserters who were given the option to leave before the battle are later tracked down and killed. Her cunning plan is to have all the soldiers strip naked and paint themselves white, so the enemy will think they are ghosts.

At one stage, Kahlan has to lead an small army in a fight against a large one, in winter.

On one occasion, she is attacked by a chicken that is not a chicken, but evil incarnate.

She is almost raped at least 9 times throughout the series, but always manages to escape/be rescued in the nick of time.

Richard is able to protect himself from her magic by his love for her (aah!) Kahlan is Richard's wife, and a Confessor, which gives her the power to magically bind men to her will as permanent slaves.Richard actually turns out to be a bit of a prude. Later, it turns out that she was only doing this because of nipple magic (don't ask). Nearly all women want to seduce Richard Duchess Lumholz tries to do this with food.

Because this is the only moral thing to do.

Richard's latest battle tactics are simple - his army of D'Harans is too small to take on the huge enemy army, so instead he orders them to go to the enemy homeland and slaughter all the civilians, removing the ears of anyone who preaches the enemy faith.

Richard abandons his troops at one point because he doesn't think they are worthy of him.

The captain of the guard is so impressed that he asks Richard to be on his sports team.

Richard, while captured by the enemy, manages to steal a sword by pretending to stretch, then kills several dozen soldiers before being captured again.

He is also able to recreate an antidote from remembering how it tasted. Later, he can learn this from any sword, not just a magic one.

#List of terry goodkind sword of truth books how to

Richard learns super fighting skills just by holding his sword he also learns things like how to grab arrows out of the air ( more than once) and advanced algebra.

The pacifists stage a peaceful demostration to stop Richard from going to war Richard slaughters the protestors, who are 'armed only with their hatred for moral clarity.' Richard also kills unarmed council members.

In one book, Goodkind creates a nation of pacifists (led by a small boy) as a strawman argument to display why Pacifism is Wrong.

Richard originally stops eating meat when he becomes a wizard, but eventually Goodkind changes his mind and has Richard make an elaborate justification of why Meat is Good.

While being tortured by the enemy, Richard used his magic power to kick an (evil) 8-year-old girl in the jaw in a convoluted escape plot the phrase used by Goodkind to describe this power is 'Richard's thing rose up in him'.

He wears what is described as a ' war wizard outfit.' He is used as the paragon of morals and virtue, and of Objectivist doctrine. He is also a War Wizard, which is basically a type of rare wizard that can do all sorts of special magic. He wields the Sword of Truth, which has the word 'Truth' embossed on the handle, and is powered by rage. Richard | Kahlan | Other Wizards | Nicci | Goats, Gars and other animals | The Bad Guys | Terry Goodkind | The Parodies! The Mad Moose has kindly provided links to all the actual Goodkind quotes these are lampooning, but if you can't be bothered to read them all (or if Terry's prose makes your eyes hurt) here is a quick summary: These were all posted on the Let's Mock Terry Goodkind threads at by me and various people, and I've decided to collect them all into one place for the sake of posterity.